Feeding people fish can cause death! Now what? Everyone with an IQ higher than a stalk of celery knows that fish are good for us. Research shows that eating fish regularly can lessen our chances of getting heart disease! Fish is high in protein, low in fat, has those really good omega-3 fatty acids and…
Author Archives: Jim McLellan
She Loves Dead People!
Macabre, morbid, morgue, corpse, cadaver, caskets, stiff, spooky, pall bearers, rigamortis, funerals, whispering, long faces, the scent of carnations, brass urns & ashes! Yes, she loves dead people! Six feet under, pushin’ up daisies. “The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout.” Get the point? Croaked! Kaput! Get…
In Just 5 Minutes
I had a rotten night last night. Barking dogs, noisy wind chimes, bad dreams. Awake every 2 hours. So, at 4 something I got up. It would be several hours before sleeping beauty would become conscious. I went through my normal routine: scoured the Net, made coffee, and practiced my ukulele. While practicing, my eyes…
Is it Random . . . or?
Lions heads were exquisitely carved on the face of the giant, 5 3/8 inch thick, solid ebony, double front doors. Standing at least 12 feet high and 9 feet wide they tipped the scales at around a ton. These people were beyond mega rich. We rang the door bell and were “chimed” with a brief…
Scaredy Cat! Scaredy Cat!
We’re pleased to introduce our first guest blogger, Jim McLellan. “Scaredy Cat” is Jim’s debut guest post at TGC this week; a refreshing, witty and insightful commentary. Enjoy! Mr. and Mrs. Homo Sapien “checked in” at the Hotel Planet Earth about a fifth of a million years ago. Their name means “wise or learned man.” …
Author Archives: Jim McLellan
Warning! Don’t Feed ’em Fish
Feeding people fish can cause death! Now what? Everyone with an IQ higher than a stalk of celery knows that fish are good for us. Research shows that eating fish regularly can lessen our chances of getting heart disease! Fish is high in protein, low in fat, has those really good omega-3 fatty acids and…
She Loves Dead People!
Macabre, morbid, morgue, corpse, cadaver, caskets, stiff, spooky, pall bearers, rigamortis, funerals, whispering, long faces, the scent of carnations, brass urns & ashes! Yes, she loves dead people! Six feet under, pushin’ up daisies. “The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout.” Get the point? Croaked! Kaput! Get…
In Just 5 Minutes
I had a rotten night last night. Barking dogs, noisy wind chimes, bad dreams. Awake every 2 hours. So, at 4 something I got up. It would be several hours before sleeping beauty would become conscious. I went through my normal routine: scoured the Net, made coffee, and practiced my ukulele. While practicing, my eyes…
Is it Random . . . or?
Lions heads were exquisitely carved on the face of the giant, 5 3/8 inch thick, solid ebony, double front doors. Standing at least 12 feet high and 9 feet wide they tipped the scales at around a ton. These people were beyond mega rich. We rang the door bell and were “chimed” with a brief…
Scaredy Cat! Scaredy Cat!
We’re pleased to introduce our first guest blogger, Jim McLellan. “Scaredy Cat” is Jim’s debut guest post at TGC this week; a refreshing, witty and insightful commentary. Enjoy! Mr. and Mrs. Homo Sapien “checked in” at the Hotel Planet Earth about a fifth of a million years ago. Their name means “wise or learned man.” …
Author Archives: Jim McLellan
Warning! Don’t Feed ’em Fish
Feeding people fish can cause death! Now what? Everyone with an IQ higher than a stalk of celery knows that fish are good for us. Research shows that eating fish regularly can lessen our chances of getting heart disease! Fish is high in protein, low in fat, has those really good omega-3 fatty acids and…
She Loves Dead People!
Macabre, morbid, morgue, corpse, cadaver, caskets, stiff, spooky, pall bearers, rigamortis, funerals, whispering, long faces, the scent of carnations, brass urns & ashes! Yes, she loves dead people! Six feet under, pushin’ up daisies. “The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout.” Get the point? Croaked! Kaput! Get…
In Just 5 Minutes
I had a rotten night last night. Barking dogs, noisy wind chimes, bad dreams. Awake every 2 hours. So, at 4 something I got up. It would be several hours before sleeping beauty would become conscious. I went through my normal routine: scoured the Net, made coffee, and practiced my ukulele. While practicing, my eyes…
Is it Random . . . or?
Lions heads were exquisitely carved on the face of the giant, 5 3/8 inch thick, solid ebony, double front doors. Standing at least 12 feet high and 9 feet wide they tipped the scales at around a ton. These people were beyond mega rich. We rang the door bell and were “chimed” with a brief…
Scaredy Cat! Scaredy Cat!
We’re pleased to introduce our first guest blogger, Jim McLellan. “Scaredy Cat” is Jim’s debut guest post at TGC this week; a refreshing, witty and insightful commentary. Enjoy! Mr. and Mrs. Homo Sapien “checked in” at the Hotel Planet Earth about a fifth of a million years ago. Their name means “wise or learned man.” …
Author Archives: Jim McLellan
Warning! Don’t Feed ’em Fish
Feeding people fish can cause death! Now what? Everyone with an IQ higher than a stalk of celery knows that fish are good for us. Research shows that eating fish regularly can lessen our chances of getting heart disease! Fish is high in protein, low in fat, has those really good omega-3 fatty acids and…
She Loves Dead People!
Macabre, morbid, morgue, corpse, cadaver, caskets, stiff, spooky, pall bearers, rigamortis, funerals, whispering, long faces, the scent of carnations, brass urns & ashes! Yes, she loves dead people! Six feet under, pushin’ up daisies. “The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout.” Get the point? Croaked! Kaput! Get…
In Just 5 Minutes
I had a rotten night last night. Barking dogs, noisy wind chimes, bad dreams. Awake every 2 hours. So, at 4 something I got up. It would be several hours before sleeping beauty would become conscious. I went through my normal routine: scoured the Net, made coffee, and practiced my ukulele. While practicing, my eyes…
Is it Random . . . or?
Lions heads were exquisitely carved on the face of the giant, 5 3/8 inch thick, solid ebony, double front doors. Standing at least 12 feet high and 9 feet wide they tipped the scales at around a ton. These people were beyond mega rich. We rang the door bell and were “chimed” with a brief…
Scaredy Cat! Scaredy Cat!
We’re pleased to introduce our first guest blogger, Jim McLellan. “Scaredy Cat” is Jim’s debut guest post at TGC this week; a refreshing, witty and insightful commentary. Enjoy! Mr. and Mrs. Homo Sapien “checked in” at the Hotel Planet Earth about a fifth of a million years ago. Their name means “wise or learned man.” …
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